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Darling: But, but, sir, I, I don’t want to.Baldrick: Permission to ask a question, sir…Baldrick: No, don’t worry; I could go on all night.Baldrick: “Boom boom boom boom / Boom boom boom / BOOM BOOM, BOOM BOOM–Baldrick: ’cause it is mud. Beep!Baldrick: Not easy, I’m afraid, Captain.Edmund: Yes, I think bugger-all might rather be more fun.Baldrick: Can I do my war poem?George: All right, so, what do we do now?Baldrick: Does that mean you’ll going over the top, now, sir?Baldrick: But this is a sort of a war, isn’t it, sir?Baldrick: Do you remember the football match? (salutes, leaves)Edmund: (hangs up the phone, turns) Captain Darling…Edmund: Or, to put it more precisely: you’re going over the top; I’m getting out of here. (outside, they all line up as the shelling stops)(phone rings within Baldrick’s backpack, Edmund answers it)Baldrick: What is two plus two?Edmund: A small village on Mars, just outside the capital city, Wibble.Edmund: Unless I’m very much mistaken, soon we will at last be making the final Big Push — that one we’ve been so looking forward to all these years.Darling: (stands) No, sir, I don’t want to go into battle.Melchett: I see. Ready for the off, eh?Edmund: Think you can manage three *lumps*, Baldrick?George: Copped a packet at Galipoli with the Aussies — so had Drippy and Strangely Brown. Our guns have stopped.Baldrick: Right. Well, I'm afraid it'll have to wait. "Goodbyeee", or "Plan F: Goodbyeee", is the sixth and final episode of Blackadder Goes Forth, the fourth series of British historical sitcom Blackadder. Black Adder IV, Episode 6 Goodbyeee Blackadder Remastered - The Ultimate Edition [DVD] [1982]----- Originally performed by: Rowan Atkinson as Captain Edmund Blackadder Tony Robinson as Private S Baldrick Stephen Fry as General Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett Hugh Laurie as Lieutenant The Honourable George Colthurst St. Barleigh Tim McInnerny as Captain Kevin Darling with … (knocks down an entire line of model soldiers)Edmund: We certainly did, sir. (whistles blow along the line, signalling the start of the attack) ...Good luck, everyone (blows whistle).George ends up in field hospital after a bomb strikes Blackadder's bunker. Is this genuinely mad?Melchett: Yes, yes. Last Updated on January 15, 2020. Crashingly superb bunch of blokes. (Later, Edmund wears underpants on his head with two pencils up his nose)George: Well, yes, of course, but I thought that was Private Baldrick.Baldrick: Well, I’m sure I could m–Baldrick: Still, I could add some milk this time — well, saliva…Edmund: This is a crisis. A large crisis requires a large plan. Surely you must have noticed something in the air…Edmund: Or ice cold in No Man’s Land in 15 seconds. In fact, if you’ve got a moment, it’s a twelve-storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpetting throughout, 24-hour portrage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying `This Is a Large Crisis’.