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I’m gonna prescribe you pot and a pet.” [crowd laughs] Now when you fly, it’s like… I mean you’re walking down the aisle to your seat, which is you know 10B or whatever it is It’s like Noah’s Ark. But I really… For a few minutes there it really seemed like it was going well and I thought everyone in Hollywood that’s closeted is gonna come out after me I pictured like a stampede of wild elephants like… every closeted actor and actress in Hollywood… But instead, they were like little meerkats coming out of their little meerkat closets. I just started eating a piece of fish once in a while and I’ll eat eggs from chickens that I know. I will, yeah. That’s what was wrong because I packed to go on Safari and I looked good. The comic Tig Notaro calls it “a decades-long payoff,” adding, “Then you’re like: Ellen’s a real person with a foul mouth.”Of the few memories she recalls from her youth, many are of feeling out of place or bottled up, in part because of her upbringing as a Christian Scientist. It’s when I learned compassion. It’s amazing, we were poor ’cause we never had medicine. But with DeGeneres’s status as a sunny stalwart come certain burdens and constrictions, like the expectation to dance, which she finally stopped doing on her show two years ago, after some agonizing over how her audience would react.Because daytime talk shows get less attention than their late-night counterparts, DeGeneres is often overlooked in discussions of important hosts.
We all have– For some reason we won’t throw a rubber band away There are tons of rubber bands like 24 rubber bands are in there, like… in case, a bunch of little girls come over for pigtails one day. I used to work out a lot. [claps] And then when you’re sweaty, trying to take them off… It’s like… I’ve never taken one off. Just… “How’s this gonna go? Yep, you could get that for sure. All rights reserved.A NETFLIX ORIGINAL COMEDY SPECIALPeople do the bathmat scoot when the butler forgets to put the towel next to the tub. But yet, so you can see like her hair is soaking wet she’s got mud on her face and we’re… So we get down to the bottom and we take a picture with our group that we went with, and you can see the mud where… we had all fallen and sank into the mud. I can’t move right now. [crowd laughs] “Fit as a fiddle.” Is that a good shape? [crowd laughs] How did you get in here, anyway?” Yeah, I can’t…The materials archived, stored, and presented here, are copyrighted by their respective contributors, and may not be saved, re-transmitted, republished, or reformatted by any means, electronic or mechanical. We don’t care.