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If you haven't seen them, you should probably just click off this story now because we already got the click and it will honestly make your day better if you don't see these atrocities. I do not know why, but I vividly remember the first night of the original XFL.Will it work? “Capitals” and “Nationals” are fine but uninspired. 2. The new XFL now has team names and logos to go with the eight cities that will be part of the league's reboot in 2020. This time around, the other six cities — Dallas, Houston, St. Louis, Seattle, Tampa Bay and Washington — are brand-new, and five of them host NFL teams.
We get that Roughnecks is a blue-collar tribute to the oil drillers, but you would think in a league commissioned by a Houstonian, Oliver Luck, they would be a little more creative with this particular name.The Washington Redskins continue to be the most offensive (in terms of insensitivity) football team nickname in the area, but in terms of symmetry with the other cities in this XFL, it doesn't work to tie this to District of Columbia like MLS's United. If the league is successful, these teams and logos could one day be rich with their own legacies. Someone’s gotta change their name. At least this team gets Ray Jay instead of the Trop.We keep wanting to add "of the Galaxy" in the back or "Galactic" in the front. Names like Snakes, Cobras, Adders, Copperheads or Asps just don't have the same hiss to them.Now we're going CFL, or the league that once had both the Saskatchewan Roughriders and the Ottawa Rough Riders. The new XFL team names and logos, ranked. FOLKS!The NHL is back this week with the exhibition games for the 2020 Stanley Cup Qualifiers, which will begin this Saturday, August 1st. He writes about the NFL and makes fancy graphics from time to time.Linking arms is the path of least resistance and far less than what Black Lives deserve.Well, this is awkward. XFL Logos Ranked By How Dumb You'd Have To Be To Fight A Guy With Their Decal On Their Jeep. Below are all XFL uniforms and logos ranked from best to worst.
But if you already did look at those corny-ass names and trash-ass logos or just want to make your day objectively worse by looking at them now, please join me in a ranking of these sad, sad excuses for team names and logos.Who are those lightning bolts in the logo for? XFL uniforms ranked: Will the L.A. Wildcats be the best dressed team in the league? The XFL should go back to the drawing board. Could you have mailed it in any harder? At least it’s unique, which is something many of the other names cannot claim. It's also a brilliant mashup of Cowboys, Mavericks and Rangers. "Mercenaries in the muck" is either a great fantasy football team name or a horrible version of "savages in the box. Where did the Los Angeles Wildcats land on the list? The team names and logos were made official during Wednesday’s nationally televised afternoon press conference. I say New York has to because I don’t trust Washington to come up with a good team name. I like it. The new XFL team names and logos, ranked. We’ve ranked the branding for all eight teams and handed out grades for both the nicknames and logos.The XFL is back! My initial reaction was the name was very dumb, and that I wish they had named the team the Guardian Angels and made Curtis Sliwa the logo. This team definitely wants to stop the run and establish the ground game on offense.